Broken beyond repair

I can't believe she did it! I think everyone's still talking about it. I thought that she loved him. I guess I was wrong. I wonder what he'll do now that she left him for a surfer. I bet he's feeling pretty low. I don't know how she can sleep at night. I doubt anyone will care if they ever see him again now that he's been replaced. I bet she'll have some regrets about the whole thing at some point down the road. I fear that I'll never see him again in the supermarket or Toys 'R' Us. I suspect the surfer's tan is fake. I know that her hair is fake too. I hope that her ass starts to sag and her perky little boobs get wrinkly. I feel so bad for him. I hate her for hurting him like she did. I wish that he was with me. I would put him up in a nice place but I'll never have that chance now that he's gone. I just don't think I'll ever get over the breakup for Barbie and Ken.