Deep thoughts - School

Here are some helpful back to school tips from our buddy Jack Handey:

- Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
- If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.
-I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes because then when the students from another college come sniffing around they'll know this is someone else's territory.
- Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good lucky feeling.