Dilbert

Dilbert is my favourite comic. Here's the dialogue from one of my favourites, originally published on May 9th, 2004.

Dilbert: Can I talk to you after the manditory meeting?
Pointy-haired boss: Whoa! Whoa! I didn't give you approval to attending that meeting.
Dilbert: The meeting is manditory.
P.H. Boss: Approval is mandatory too.
Dilbert: Okay, whatever. May I go to the MANDATORY meeting?
P.H. Boss: All requests must be in writing.
Dilbert: IT'S MANDATORY!!! MAN-DUH-TORY!!!
P.H. Boss: If people start bending the rules, before long, murder will be legal.
-Later-
Wally: That was the finest mandatory meeting I've ever attended! They handed out cash!
Dlbert: Shut up.