Funny T-Shirts I've seen

"She looked hot last night" - Billy-Bob Thornton in "Bad News Bears"
"Vote for Pedro" - Everyone since Napoleon Dynamite came out
"Do I look like a f*@#^!g people person?" - My buddy
"I'm a virgin but this is an old t-shirt" - Britney Spears (no joke!)

Some more that I remembered:
Oscar the grouch holding a sign that says "Support Grouches" - Me
"I’m not bossy I just have way better ideas than you." - I can't remember where I saw this one or even if it was on a t-shirt but it's funny so I'm adding it.

Feel free to add to the list.