Deep Thoughts

If you ever watched SNL during the early to mid 90's you probably saw a segment called "Deep Thoughts - by Jack Handy". Thanks to the awesomeness of technology I was able to get a hold of most (if not all) of these so called deep thought quotes. Here are some of my all-time favourite random deep thoughts:

• If you ever drop your keys into a river of molton lava, forget em' cause, man, they're gone.
• I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.
• Of all the imaginary friends I've had, I don't think there was one that I didn't end up having to kill.
• If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat then because I hate that song.

Many more to come!